kids and drama
sburbiastuck is on hiatus indefinitely

Unfortunately, I’ve somewhat lost interest in running this AU on a separate blog as a “thing”

so it’s unlikely this will be updated any time in the future.

I sincerely apologize.

An overwhelming sense of power washes over you completely out of nowhere, and you decide with your new-found feeling of invincibility and godhood you must use it for only one thing: directing the progression of shitty fanfiction.

Before you are four commands:
==> Travis: Roleplay with your friend
==> Natalie: Answer the door
==> Ariana: Enjoy the night air
==> Konrad: Be extremely tired

Which one will you enter?
(choose only one of the four commands and send it to the Sburbiastuck askbox.)

Gavin, you and Veronica should be friends. BEST friends.

She sort of freaks me the fuck out.

Does Travis have any crushes?
Anonymous

He has two.

One very poorly concealed crush on Veronica, and another very loud crush on the Pokemon franchise.

GAVIN
HOW DO YOU FEEL
WHEN DAVE COMES TO YOUR HOUSE
AND PLAYS ICP OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW?

Man.

That motherfucker has been making fun on me since third grade.

It’s starting to really piss me off.

GaViN, bRo, ThIs Is YoUr MoThErFuCkInG CoNsCiEnCe Or SoMeThInG lIkE tHaT sPeAkInG. I nEvEr UnDeRsToOd ThE fUcKiN dIfFeReNcE bEtWeEn CoNsCiEnCe aNd CoNcIoUs. I'm OnE oF tHosE tWo RaD mOtHeRfUcKeRs, AnD i'Ve GoT sOmEtHiN tO rIdDlE tO yOu, BrOtHeR.

YoU aNd YoUr LiTtLe MoHaWk BuDdY sHoUlD tOtAlLy MaKe SoMe BrOwNiEs Or A cAkE oR gO dOwN tO tHe StOrE aNd BuY sOmE gOoD aSs CaNdY oR sOme ShIt, MaN. YoU'rE bRaIn'S oVeR hErE yElLiN iT's LiTtLe HeAd OfF aT mE sAyInG tHaT yOu'Re HuNgRy AnD yOuR sToMaCh WoN't LeAvE iT aLoNe.

Travis are you allergic to cats in this AU?

Travis is allergic to cats and pollen in Sburbiastuck, so he doesn’t own any animals

he also has asthma

he’s kind of an athletic mess really.

As a reminder!

This is a humanstuck AU, so questions regarding troll-like things more than likely won’t be answered.

Also if you ask something in-character there is a chance it might go totally unanswered, because it may not fit the canon I have and I don’t want anyone getting confused as to people’s personalities in Sburbiastuck.

It’s actually recommended you avoid in-character asks entirely!

Thank you!!

Why you so cute, yo?
Anonymous

Gamzee, how often do you and Tavros hang out? And what do you do together?
Anonymous

Man, we hang out all the motherfuckin time, he all up and leaves his window open for me to make mad late night visits at.

We do all kinds of fuckin shit when we hang, I don’t really get a lot of it, but it makes Trav motherfuckin smile. :o)